Happy Holidays, FN-1500

Happy Holidays, FN-1500

$5.00

Headline:
Wishing you the happiest of holidays.*

Footnote:
*Wait a second. If you had the happiest of holidays, everyone else’s would have to be less happy—including mine. Screw that.

The nitty-gritty:
• 5.5" x 4.25"
• Blank inside
• Letterpressed by hand
• Premium 100% cotton paper (tree-free!)
• Matching square-flap envelope
(made from 100% wind power)
• Packaged in a clear protective sleeve