Get Well, H-51

Get Well, H-51

$5.00

Headline:
Hospital Gown Makers Unveil New, Even Shittier Gown

Inside message:
Get well soon.

The nitty-gritty:
• 5.5" x 4.25"
• Premium 100-lb. gray paper
• Offset printed in the USA
• Paired with a red, square-flap envelope
(made from 100% wind power)
• Packaged in a clear protective sleeve