Father's Day, H-13

Father's Day, H-13

$5.00

Headline:
Makers Of Golf-Themed Crap Anticipate Another Glorious Father's Day Season

Subhead:
"People Just Love This Shit," Says One Exec

Inside message:
Happy Father's Day.

The nitty-gritty:
• 5.5" x 4.25"
• Premium 100-lb. gray paper
• Soy-based ink
• Offset printed in the USA
• Paired with a red, square-flap envelope
(made from 100% wind power)
• Packaged in a clear protective sleeve