Birthday, H-07

Birthday, H-07

$5.00

Headline:
Person Opens Present, Forces Smile

Subhead:
Gift Obviously Going To Be Returned

Inside message:
Happy birthday.
(Don't worry—I saved the receipt.)

The nitty-gritty:
• 5.5" x 4.25"
• Premium 100-lb. gray paper
• Soy-based ink
• Offset printed in the USA
• Paired with a red, square-flap envelope
(made from 100% wind power)
• Packaged in a clear protective sleeve