Birthday, H-07

Birthday, H-07


Person Opens Present, Forces Smile

Gift Obviously Going To Be Returned

Inside message:
Happy birthday.
(Don't worry—I saved the receipt.)

The nitty-gritty:
• 5.5" x 4.25"
• Premium 100-lb. gray paper
• Soy-based ink
• Offset printed in the USA
• Paired with a red, square-flap envelope
• Packaged in a clear protective sleeve